Turtle Trails

My height is 5ft/ 5inches
To make a long story short I'm not the tallest guy ever.

So I'm trying to feel better about myself because it seems that some girls don't dig short guys. This seems a little more than unfair to me. I think about that part in the Movie ET; where Elliot lets all the frogs out of the science lab. As the frogs are making their escape Elliot takes this pretty blonde girl, who is two and a half inches taller than him, by the hand. He pulls her close and his forehead comes up to her chin. At that very moment some fat kid must have slipped and comes crawling on the science lab floor. Elliot steps on the fat kids back and gives the pretty blond girl a big romantic smooch.

Where is a fat kid when you need one?